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Welcome to the plastic beach!

This (wo)manmade coastline is the perfect springbreak stay-cation if you love foreboding reminders of our ecological ineptitude wrapped in shiny, synthetic cheerfulness. Hide beneath the waves to escape your overwhelming sense of existentialism, or bask in the glow of regret radiating from your unused yoga ball.

Fun guaranteed for the whole family, if you consider staring into a sunset of trashbags with your loved ones a bonafide bonding experience.

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Sand-free, carefree. This slice of paradise is made predominately with upcycled and reused materials, by the makers that brought you plastic waterfalls and portable marshes.   (For ages 3+).

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